39 Computer Lines

1. Southern DOS. Y’all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
2. This score just in! OS/2, Windows 95
3. RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A 32CF Incompetent user
4. hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
5. Calm down! It’s only ones and zeros!
6. To err is human… and to blame it in a computer is even more so!
7. Computers are not intelligent! They only think they are…
8. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
9. Best file compression around: “DEL *.*” = 100% compression
10. BUFFERS=20, FILES=15, 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
11. E pluribus modem
12. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
13. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue
14. ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
15. We are Microsoft! Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
16. Dinner not ready (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
17. Hold a hard drive to your ear. Listen to the C
18. Canadian DOS prompt EH?19. Computers can never replace human stupidity
20. Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
21. ERROR 406 file corrupt config.earth. Reboot universe? (Y/N)
22. I am logged in, therefore I am.
23. (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
24. (A)bort (R)etry (P)retend this never happened
25. Bugs come in through open Windows
26. The truth is out there? Anyone know the URL?
27. BREAKFAST.COM Halted. Cereal Port Not Responding
28. Blessed are the pessimists, for they make backups.
29. Blessed is the end-user who expects nothing, for he shall not be disappointed
30. Brein dysfonctiun deetected
31. Brain Over. Insert coin
32. Old programmers never die. They just give up their resources.
33. COMMAND: a suggestion made to a computer
34. Computer Lie #1: You’ll never use all that disk space
35. FATAL SYSTEM ERROR Press F13 to continue
36. Feel lucky? …update your software!
37. H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd
38. I had a life once. Now I have a computer and a modem.
39. If at first you don’t succeed, put it out for beta test