Bad Jokes

1. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

2. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.



3. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.



4. Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him.



5. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.



6. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

Damn!



7. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

Because it scares the hell out of the dog.



8. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. a bad skydiver goes damn, whack.



9. How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.



10. How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way, unique up on it.



11. What goes clop, clop, clop, bang,bang,clop clop clop?

An amish drive-by shooting



12. How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?

Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.